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Hoetocracy 

The type of corrupt government we are experiencing today: leadership of, by, and for those who prostitute themselves and others in order to achieve their goals.
I don’t know if I should vote again because of the hoetocracy running it. I don’t make no difference when all they do is steal everything and make it all about them and their friends.
Hoetocracy by WattevaUwant May 16, 2025
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Hateocracy 

Group of people that hate another group of people for no apparent reason.
Boy: I'm Finna join this Hateocracy, so I can hate on them wonder bread people too.
Hateocracy by Ananimass September 23, 2010

Hobocracy 

n. -- A form of government wherein the govorning or ruling body is composed of transients. From the latin root "hobos"
The tent city in Auburn is the model hobocracy, being both effective and employing the homeless at every level of the government.
Hobocracy by duketheredeemer March 12, 2005

Holocracy 

A Holistic Democracy is governance for the 21st century. A system where decentralized, open source, trustless, people driven and people focused systems remove the need for fallible positions of power.
A Holocracy transcends but includes the best parts of Democracy, it simply eliminates the single points of failure and corruption.

A Holocracy is a system which allows all the assholes of the world to exist, it just doesn't give them any position of power.

A Holocracy is one naturally focused on balance and peace for all while being adaptive and responsive to the will of the people who choose to live within it.
Holocracy by CrazyCanadia July 19, 2019

Homocracy 

A peaceful and democratic government ruled by LGBTQ atheist leftists.

In a Homocracy, all people are treated freely and equally under the law, unlike its retarded cousin: theocracy.
Homocracy, it's like Democracy, but better (and gayer)
Homocracy by Super Thicc April 19, 2019

homocracy 

A society in which all people are forced to think exactly the same and differences of opinion are not allowed.

First coined by E. W. Jackson:

"... a homocracy, in which they get to dictate to everybody what you can and cannot say.”
The country became a homocracy when its new leader exiled and jailed all the political dissidents.
homocracy by Vektor0 April 21, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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