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Hoetox

When a pretty woman who doesn"t know how to dress ( think valley girls on steriods) takes make up and glamour way too far and like Heidi Montage, starts lookin' real fake.

Tony: Why Kim, I see that you have changed your look.

Kim: Yes Tony I got Botox.

Tony: Kim, you must have gotten Hoetox too cuz your boobs are hangin' out under your shirt.

by christee146 March 28, 2011

Tryarrhea

Tryarrhea: what you get when you try new food. the act of tasting new food results in stomach cramps and diarrhea.

Tony and Kim went to sushi for the first time after her hoetox session. they ordered several items off the menu that they did not recognize and ate it all with 10 cups of saki. Before they left the restaurant they had to go to the bathroom.

Tony: ( texts to kim while she is sitting on the toilet) are you okay?

Kim: No, I just had tryarrhea. I'll be out in about 15 minutes.

by christee146 March 28, 2011