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hetherington 

With a name like Hetherington, this person has whacky and exotic antics. Known usually for sexiness and large objects in their pants.
"Dude, that guy's a Hetherington."
hetherington by D Lynch May 9, 2008
Hoecher is a man that is always said to be with many concubines and never seeking to commit, where else he just wanna be loved.
Damn baby you really a hoecher, I'm sorry.
Hoecher by shunhunglee June 21, 2020

Hetherington Shower 

To bathe in deodorant or anti-perspirant, usually in the absence of any immediately available, advanced body-washing facilities.
There's banner-making to do and all sorts, so I've not got time to go to the QMU. Think I'll just take a Hetherington Shower and have done for now....

hetherskett 

a person, most often a girl, who sticks her ass out in instagram photos. normally lives in hethersett but not compulsory. must attend the high school in hethersett. may talk like a chav, but must be flat for full effect to work.
“damn did you see ellie’s recent?”

yeh she’s such a hetherskett”

joshua hetherington 

He is a fucking asshole who doesn't care at all likes to give dirty sanchez
Oh josh gathering in is bad imagination pull a josh

Dude you should pull a joshua hetherington and give ur gf a dirty Sanchez
Inherently unique as the name implies, Hethers are very complex, mysterious, beautiful women. Not to be confused with the average "Heather", this person stands out with the absence of an "a" in their name. Possessing a heart as deep as any of the 7 seas, Hethers only share that depth with the chosen few. Hethers possess a beauty as unique as their name, a beauty that will draw you in like a magnet and make you believe that anything is possible in this world. Hethers are very sensitive, and quietly observe the people and events around them, and they remember everything. If you have the profound luck of gaining the trust and love of a Hether, hold on with all of your strength, and never let go.
I've waited all of my life to meet a Hether, and now that I have one...I'm holding onto her forever.
Hether by goyzilla February 3, 2010