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The name of someone so much of a hoe that they need a name close to Heather
"God her name should just be changed to Hoether"
Hoether by Autismo Slicer April 8, 2019
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hetherington 

With a name like Hetherington, this person has whacky and exotic antics. Known usually for sexiness and large objects in their pants.
"Dude, that guy's a Hetherington."
hetherington by D Lynch May 9, 2008
Hoecher is a man that is always said to be with many concubines and never seeking to commit, where else he just wanna be loved.
Damn baby you really a hoecher, I'm sorry.
Hoecher by shunhunglee June 21, 2020

Hetherington Shower 

To bathe in deodorant or anti-perspirant, usually in the absence of any immediately available, advanced body-washing facilities.
There's banner-making to do and all sorts, so I've not got time to go to the QMU. Think I'll just take a Hetherington Shower and have done for now....

hetherskett 

a person, most often a girl, who sticks her ass out in instagram photos. normally lives in hethersett but not compulsory. must attend the high school in hethersett. may talk like a chav, but must be flat for full effect to work.
“damn did you see ellie’s recent?”

yeh she’s such a hetherskett”

joshua hetherington 

He is a fucking asshole who doesn't care at all likes to give dirty sanchez
Oh josh gathering in is bad imagination pull a josh

Dude you should pull a joshua hetherington and give ur gf a dirty Sanchez
Inherently unique as the name implies, Hethers are very complex, mysterious, beautiful women. Not to be confused with the average "Heather", this person stands out with the absence of an "a" in their name. Possessing a heart as deep as any of the 7 seas, Hethers only share that depth with the chosen few. Hethers possess a beauty as unique as their name, a beauty that will draw you in like a magnet and make you believe that anything is possible in this world. Hethers are very sensitive, and quietly observe the people and events around them, and they remember everything. If you have the profound luck of gaining the trust and love of a Hether, hold on with all of your strength, and never let go.
I've waited all of my life to meet a Hether, and now that I have one...I'm holding onto her forever.
Hether by goyzilla February 3, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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