Hoether

The name of someone so much of a hoe that they need a name close to Heather

"God her name should just be changed to Hoether"

by Autismo Slicer April 8, 2019

hetherington

With a name like Hetherington, this person has whacky and exotic antics. Known usually for sexiness and large objects in their pants.

"Dude, that guy's a Hetherington."

by D Lynch May 9, 2008

Hoecher

Hoecher is a man that is always said to be with many concubines and never seeking to commit, where else he just wanna be loved.

Damn baby you really a hoecher, I'm sorry.

by shunhunglee June 21, 2020

Hetherington Shower

To bathe in deodorant or anti-perspirant, usually in the absence of any immediately available, advanced body-washing facilities.

There's banner-making to do and all sorts, so I've not got time to go to the QMU. Think I'll just take a Hetherington Shower and have done for now....

by flankspeed June 29, 2011

hetherskett

a person, most often a girl, who sticks her ass out in instagram photos. normally lives in hethersett but not compulsory. must attend the high school in hethersett. may talk like a chav, but must be flat for full effect to work.

“damn did you see ellie’s recent?”

“yeh she’s such a hetherskett”

by hahahahahahahahahlolwhoami April 29, 2020

joshua hetherington

He is a fucking asshole who doesn't care at all likes to give dirty sanchez

Oh josh gathering in is bad imagination pull a josh

Dude you should pull a joshua hetherington and give ur gf a dirty Sanchez

by Potato Man Steals February 28, 2019

Hether

Inherently unique as the name implies, Hethers are very complex, mysterious, beautiful women. Not to be confused with the average "Heather", this person stands out with the absence of an "a" in their name. Possessing a heart as deep as any of the 7 seas, Hethers only share that depth with the chosen few. Hethers possess a beauty as unique as their name, a beauty that will draw you in like a magnet and make you believe that anything is possible in this world. Hethers are very sensitive, and quietly observe the people and events around them, and they remember everything. If you have the profound luck of gaining the trust and love of a Hether, hold on with all of your strength, and never let go.

I've waited all of my life to meet a Hether, and now that I have one...I'm holding onto her forever.

by goyzilla February 3, 2010