hoethermia

A sudden loss of all sexual inhibitions coupled with a large spike in body temperature. Often accompanied with copious drinks, sexual encounters, and ecstasy. Symptoms can range from mild unexplained morning partners to severe morning wood. If symptoms do occur, seek medical attention and your mother.

Dude, Micheal really was showing symptoms of hoethermia last night. He took his shirt off on the dance floor and went home with Nick's grandma!

hoethermia by Hornsby Picklebottom September 24, 2020

hythermia 

When you get high of the fumes of your body freezing

I'm so cold I've got hythermia

hythermia by Fredrick j. Ingam October 25, 2017

Homothermia 

A disorder in which an overly campy person, typically a male homosexual, is found to be hot on the "outside" and extremely cold on the "inside". This is due to an overly quaffed and groomed physique and apperance. While at the same time having a complete lack in character, personality, tact, class, intellect, self control, and/or candor.

Sufferers of Homothermia are typically found to be guilty of acts of "Faggotry" and/or "Douchebaggery" as well.

Sufferers of Homothermia:
Sociopathic fitness models.
Male models.
Hair dressers.
Maitre'd.
Bartenders at the Abbey.
Gogo Dancers.
Event coordinators/ Party Planners.
Anyone whom works at Neiman Marcus.
Christian Bale.

Homothermia by TonyLeTigre November 3, 2010

Hypethermia 

The condition where extravagant and excessive promotion just leaves you cold and uninterested.

Her 15 minutes of fame is SO over, I get ill whenever I hear her name.

Girl, you may have hypethermia!

OR

Seriously, LeBron get over yourself otherwise you are going to cause an epidemic of hypethermia.

Hypethermia by Tiffwit July 9, 2010

Hotthermia 

its like hypothermia but the opposite.When u get hot u should use hotthermia

example: OMG i think she has hotthermia she is sweating a lot

Hotthermia by caca brown February 28, 2019