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Knows more about obscure craft beer than you. Brews his own beer, no doubt. Ridicules your choice in beer. Only drinks IPAs. Domestic beers used for cooking only. AKA a "Beer Hipster"
I ordered a Great Lakes Christmas Ale last night at the bar and you should have seen the look that bartender hopster gave me. He then proceeded to rattle off his favorite beers and why they're superior to my favorite beer.
hopster by parker45 December 5, 2010
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The next big thing. Hipsters are too mainstream nowadays, so become a hopster. A hopster is someone who does everything after it has already become uncool.
Is that guy wearing jean shorts? Wow, what a hopster!
Hopster by The next big thing December 6, 2013
You think that hopster we saw at Ubiq today is going to Silk?
hopster by Nick in Philly November 16, 2007
An individual who has defined taste in mainstream pop consumerism.

In direct opposition with "hipsters" who thrive on terms like "independant" "artistic" "self-expression" "different" , the hopster lies at the core of the mass media and enjoys to be defined as "commercial" "popular" or even "sell out".
"At the Justin Bieber concert there was tons of tweens, but also a few hopsters." - Nightlife Journalist

"I hate those hopsters, always talking loudly about shitty beer ads when we try to discuss art." - A random passerby heard in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
hopster by Jimonesco October 21, 2010
Hopster (n.) One who fits most requirements of a hipster but has a different mind set and engages in hip-hop music.
The hopster wore skinny jeans but did not ride a fixie.
Hopster by Du Monee November 14, 2009
One who fakes orgasm while masturbating.
Richard Veroude is a no-good dirty hopster.
hopster by - May 14, 2003
Kanye West is a hopster
Hopster by Hurricane7410 January 12, 2009