Hoespeter 

A “Hoespeter” is a person who was formerly a man hoe but now he has evolved and is not a man hoe any more.

Last year, that Hoespeter dated 18 girls, but now he meditates at 7 pm every day.

Hoespeter by urban definition writer May 20, 2019

Hoester Strudel 

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.

1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.

Hoester Strudel by maddielucy December 31, 2010

Hanspeter 

Hanspeter (Hans-Peter) is a name of German origin.
Said person is likely to be blessed with a full head of thick springy hair and possess an good sense of humour, albeit a little whacky at times, if not slightly insane.

Despite hints of a mild psychotic disorder Hanspeter's have hearts of gold and can be relied on in times of need. As long as those times of need don't coincide with drinking beer or recovering from drinking beer.

Examples of the use of Hanspeter in reference to heavy beer drinking:

"I'm going to get Hans'ed tonight"
"I'm so hungover, got totally Peter'ed last night"

Hanspeter by CatLady000 January 23, 2012

Hoester 

Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.

1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!

Hoester by cplnah August 23, 2011

Hoester 

Someone Who Posts Their Whole Life On Facebook, Particularly With 12 Or More Posts Per Hour.

Alex is such a Hoester That She posted, a breakup, a makeup, a pregnancy scare, a bitchy complaint about men in general, a political endorsement, her period calendar, her new love, her old love, her new new love, her class schedule, a list of her fears, turn-ons, turn-offs, groceries, and things to do before she dies, a chili recipe, her favorite Taco Bell Menu Items, weird pictures of her baby niece hugging a dog, a link to a site that tells you what your name would be if you were in Harry Potter, and some weird note about how best friends hurt you the most, all in seven minute period.

Hoester by Dannywestside October 20, 2012

Hoeseer 

A dude/girl who often flirts with you but sends mixed signals. Sometimes bipolar and causes lots of arguments.

Tyreek is such a Hoeseer but I still like him.

Hoeseer by Spookyassteen October 21, 2018

Hoesketeers 

A group of 3 women who are complete hoes. They stick together in groups of three and do hoe activities as a group

Look at those hoesketeers

Hoesketeers by Shyhoe January 30, 2021