Hoespeter
A “Hoespeter” is a person who was formerly a man hoe but now he has evolved and is not a man hoe any more.
Hoespeter by urban definition writer May 20, 2019
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Hoester Strudel
A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.
This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.
This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.
1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo
2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.
2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.
Hoester Strudel by maddielucy December 31, 2010
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Hanspeter
Hanspeter (Hans-Peter) is a name of German origin.
Said person is likely to be blessed with a full head of thick springy hair and possess an good sense of humour, albeit a little whacky at times, if not slightly insane.
Despite hints of a mild psychotic disorder Hanspeter's have hearts of gold and can be relied on in times of need. As long as those times of need don't coincide with drinking beer or recovering from drinking beer.
Said person is likely to be blessed with a full head of thick springy hair and possess an good sense of humour, albeit a little whacky at times, if not slightly insane.
Despite hints of a mild psychotic disorder Hanspeter's have hearts of gold and can be relied on in times of need. As long as those times of need don't coincide with drinking beer or recovering from drinking beer.
Examples of the use of Hanspeter in reference to heavy beer drinking:
"I'm going to get Hans'ed tonight"
"I'm so hungover, got totally Peter'ed last night"
"I'm going to get Hans'ed tonight"
"I'm so hungover, got totally Peter'ed last night"
Hanspeter by CatLady000 January 23, 2012
Hoester
Alex is such a Hoester That She posted, a breakup, a makeup, a pregnancy scare, a bitchy complaint about men in general, a political endorsement, her period calendar, her new love, her old love, her new new love, her class schedule, a list of her fears, turn-ons, turn-offs, groceries, and things to do before she dies, a chili recipe, her favorite Taco Bell Menu Items, weird pictures of her baby niece hugging a dog, a link to a site that tells you what your name would be if you were in Harry Potter, and some weird note about how best friends hurt you the most, all in seven minute period.
Hoester by Dannywestside October 20, 2012
Hoeseer
A dude/girl who often flirts with you but sends mixed signals. Sometimes bipolar and causes lots of arguments.
Hoeseer by Spookyassteen October 21, 2018
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Soul digger
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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