Hoeseer 

A dude/girl who often flirts with you but sends mixed signals. Sometimes bipolar and causes lots of arguments.

Tyreek is such a Hoeseer but I still like him.

Hoeseer by Spookyassteen October 21, 2018

Hoester Strudel 

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.

1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.

Hoester Strudel by maddielucy December 31, 2010

Hoester 

Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.

1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!

Hoester by cplnah August 23, 2011

hoespert 

When one is an expert at hoeing around.

man 1: "Hey that girl Abby is cute"
man 2: "Yeah, but she's a hoespert"

hoespert by papimememaster August 6, 2017

Hoesperation 

When a girl or guy is desperate for attention they act like a hoe out of desperation

It’s so sad how everyone got fucked except for me... T^T VIRGIN LIFE- signs of
Hoesperation

Hoesperation by Rakka horie July 10, 2018

hoeser 

A women who poses poser as a hoe.

Look at that hoeser; dressing like that just to get attention.

hoeser by Trail_Mix January 17, 2009

hoeser 

A women who acts or looks like a hoe, but in reality is not

Carly's such a hoeser, she always wears push up bras and low cut shirts, but she never has had sex

hoeser by ScottyBoy771 May 10, 2010