Hoemit

A combination of a ‘hoe’ and a ‘hermit’. Someone who loves staying at home, but somehow always has multiple lovers on the go.

No one has seen Jeff in weeks… apart from Rachel. Ugh, he’s such a hoemit!

Hoemit by Hantonella May 17, 2026

hoeitis 

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

homita 

n. little female homie, a female that you are very close to.

¿what's up homita?. . .

homita by robert F-J January 15, 2007

hemity 

A random word that originated at stokesley school, north yorkshire, england, particularly amongst the pupils who began in 96. This word settled all arguments and/or ensures the person to whom it is said is gutted.

Mr Borwell:"I like measuring animals"
Clairey:"Hemity!" (index fingers pointing upside down)
Pauly:"Oh dear, Mr Borwell is gutted."

hemity by Pauly April 4, 2004

Hoemie 

A person that is your homie, but is also a hoe.

'Me & my hoemie went out last night & he got three girls to come back to our hotel.'

Hoemie by _whitneyanne April 3, 2009

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.

You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.

Hoebitchuary by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010

Hoemie 

A woman who is a hoe that happens to be a close friend.

Yeah broooo, I know she's a hoe. But, she's my HOEmie. Like suh

Hoemie by Daykwan April 19, 2017