Definitions by Pauly

Alleyfication 

To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.

A night of excess spent at 'The Back Alley' (Calgary Alberta).

The Alleyfication of Wednesday night.

Alleyfication by Pauly May 13, 2005

alleyfication 

To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.

Total alleyfication of the evening

alleyfication by Pauly March 8, 2005

rigney

tall thin woman who usta teach english but got hit by a snowflake and could no longer teach because of severe mental damage. frequently fighting off kittens for survival. can only speak in incoherent shieks or screams.

" dude rigney was going down the street in her wheelchair goin like 30 gettin away from her cats and she hit a stopsign man"

rigney by pauly January 31, 2005

punis 

A pun, good or bad, involving the word penis.

"My god that's an awful punis" said Delores.

punis by pauly January 27, 2005

chuft 

extremely happy (slang) (=chuffed)

Bob: i just won the lotto
Bill: chuft?!
Bob: well duh yeah!

chuft by Pauly April 4, 2004

hemity 

A random word that originated at stokesley school, north yorkshire, england, particularly amongst the pupils who began in 96. This word settled all arguments and/or ensures the person to whom it is said is gutted.

Mr Borwell:"I like measuring animals"
Clairey:"Hemity!" (index fingers pointing upside down)
Pauly:"Oh dear, Mr Borwell is gutted."

hemity by Pauly April 4, 2004

fletch 

Sexy beast, pro skater

Fuck me, have you seen fletch on a skateboard? Shit hot tbh.

fletch by pauly January 19, 2003