punis

A pun, good or bad, involving the word penis.

"My god that's an awful punis" said Delores.

by pauly January 27, 2005

hemity

A random word that originated at stokesley school, north yorkshire, england, particularly amongst the pupils who began in 96. This word settled all arguments and/or ensures the person to whom it is said is gutted.

Mr Borwell:"I like measuring animals"
Clairey:"Hemity!" (index fingers pointing upside down)
Pauly:"Oh dear, Mr Borwell is gutted."

by Pauly April 04, 2004

fletch

Sexy beast, pro skater

Fuck me, have you seen fletch on a skateboard? Shit hot tbh.

by pauly January 19, 2003

alleyfication

To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.

Total alleyfication of the evening

by Pauly March 08, 2005

virgin cunt

Description of an un-penetrated vagina, used by those who have obviously never seen one in their life.

as in: "I'd love to get some virgin cunt" - Almost an oxymoron.

by pauly January 19, 2003

chuft

extremely happy (slang) (=chuffed)

Bob: i just won the lotto
Bill: chuft?!
Bob: well duh yeah!

by Pauly April 04, 2004

Alleyfication

To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.

A night of excess spent at 'The Back Alley' (Calgary Alberta).

The Alleyfication of Wednesday night.

by Pauly May 13, 2005