Pauly's definitions

fletch

Sexy beast, pro skater

Fuck me, have you seen fletch on a skateboard? Shit hot tbh.

by pauly January 19, 2003

chuft

extremely happy (slang) (=chuffed)

Bob: i just won the lotto
Bill: chuft?!
Bob: well duh yeah!

by Pauly April 4, 2004

virgin cunt

Description of an un-penetrated vagina, used by those who have obviously never seen one in their life.

as in: "I'd love to get some virgin cunt" - Almost an oxymoron.

by pauly January 19, 2003

Alleyfication

To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.

A night of excess spent at 'The Back Alley' (Calgary Alberta).

The Alleyfication of Wednesday night.

by Pauly May 13, 2005

rigney

tall thin woman who usta teach english but got hit by a snowflake and could no longer teach because of severe mental damage. frequently fighting off kittens for survival. can only speak in incoherent shieks or screams.

" dude rigney was going down the street in her wheelchair goin like 30 gettin away from her cats and she hit a stopsign man"

by pauly January 31, 2005

punis

A pun, good or bad, involving the word penis.

"My god that's an awful punis" said Delores.

by pauly January 27, 2005

alleyfication

To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.

Total alleyfication of the evening

by Pauly March 8, 2005