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A random word that originated at stokesley school, north yorkshire, england, particularly amongst the pupils who began in 96. This word settled all arguments and/or ensures the person to whom it is said is gutted.
Mr Borwell:"I like measuring animals"
Clairey:"Hemity!" (index fingers pointing upside down)
Pauly:"Oh dear, Mr Borwell is gutted."
hemity by Pauly April 4, 2004
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Hemipygic 

An individual born with only one butt cheek.
Person A: "Hey, did you hear John doesn't have a butt crack?"
Person B: "What?"
Person A: "Yeah, he's a hemipygic!"
Hemipygic by iliketrains666 March 14, 2012
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hesitype 

Hesitype is when you hesitate while typing a message, either text message or instant messenger. The person on the receiving end may see you actively typing but they never receive the message. It is often caused by lack of confidence in what to say.
She knew that I saw her text because she could see me hesitype a response.
hesitype by William Goldstein June 2, 2016
Hemit is usually a calm, mysterious guy, until you really get to know him. He is on crack and seems to be high just about always. He acts dull so he doesn't grt caught. He is very hot, but tends to stay on crack.
"Yoooo! What's up Hemit? Got the package?"
Hemit by THE ALMIGHTY101 August 26, 2022
When your having a shocker and hit out with something truly retarded due to you being incredibly hurt.
check him out, he is having a Herity
herity by Alfies Boys January 16, 2021
The name literally means progress. The boy with these names are usually determined and focused. Sometimes be but careless but can handle the situation wisely/very well.
Kind, funny, loving. Your first crush will always love you. But maybe will not tell. You are kinda the one having different Nick names and your fav for many people
Hey Hemit, how are you!?
hemit by Defining your name March 21, 2022
A gorgeous girl with a a fascinating but curious personality. Usually born in an exotic place. Females with his names also love to Love to smile. :)
You know that beautiful girl? Yes, that's Hemily
hemily by anferortis September 7, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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