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You ever seen IG thots take pictures of them in spandex doing weird poses calling it yoga?

That's what it is: hoe + yoga = hoega.
This ain’t yoga this is what people with common sense call Hoega.

- Jamari Gillyard (YouTube comment)
hoega by celon February 26, 2021
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Hoegaarden 

An exquisite Belgian wheat beer, cloudy and pale in color (referred to as white ale) with a smooth, interesting taste. Hoegaarden is hinted with coriander and orange peel, which give it its distinct flavor. According to Hoegaarden tradition, it must be drank from a hexagonal glass and finished in 3 gulps. If not finished in 3 gulps, Odin himself will personally come down from Asgard and rip out one of your friends' eyes with his bare hands.

There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.
Emilio: What are you drinking?

Raj: Miller Lite.

(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)

Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.
New Jersey slang for Jorge. Non -hispanic who does manual labor. Pronounced "Whore-gay".
Buzz needed help on the job, so he hired 3 Mexicans and sent his own horgays, Greg and Pete.
horgay by Dick Stroker September 16, 2006
A Person who writes stories about their life relatable
Let’s go read a book by hopegay
hopegay by Moisntme November 19, 2018
Word used when talking to or about hoes

Used as a response or confirmation
Example 1
Guy 1: "Is she any good at giving head bro?"
Guy 2: "Eh, she's hoekay."
Example 2
Guy 1: "Wait dude are you gonna bang her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she gave me the hoekay."
Hoekay by Gravis January 12, 2016
A mixture of the words Homosexual and Gaylord. For the most part a man who engages in sexual activities with another man. However, it may be used as a more general insult like fag or queer.
Dan: Clearly you love to take shots in the ass while Munging.
Josh: Good one you butt plugging homegay.
homegay by Dan....haha January 18, 2008