Jorvember is a national holiday where the world celebrates the birth, and upbringing of Jordan Pope. Mrs. Pope once threw a giant burrito at her husband, then proceeded to eat it. She now is an amazing English teacher to high school students who sit in thrones made out of text books, and eat chips very loudly.
“Hey, do you want to go to the movies?”
“I can’t, I’m busy celebrating Jorvember”
The REAL third month of the year. Comes between February and March. February is now only 23 days long, and then there's five days of Jovember. Then March goes on as normal.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.