joecember

The holiday of December that is dedicated to all Joe’s

Oh my god! It is the start of Joecember!

by rachel_berry_gleefan109 December 19, 2022

Hoecember

It is a noun and it is the month of December when hoes both male and female spend their holiday hoeing around like the fuckboys and fuckgirls they are

It's almost Hoecember, a time of sex and partying

by Royal_Raps December 4, 2018

jorvember

Jorvember is a national holiday where the world celebrates the birth, and upbringing of Jordan Pope. Mrs. Pope once threw a giant burrito at her husband, then proceeded to eat it. She now is an amazing English teacher to high school students who sit in thrones made out of text books, and eat chips very loudly.

“Hey, do you want to go to the movies?”
“I can’t, I’m busy celebrating Jorvember”

by Kyleigh Mac Attack November 2, 2021

Jovember

The REAL third month of the year. Comes between February and March. February is now only 23 days long, and then there's five days of Jovember. Then March goes on as normal.

January, February, Jovember, March, April... etc... etc...

by Me September 12, 2003

Jecember

A mix between Joon and December

I love Jecember because I like joon and December

by Jecember February 18, 2021