Hockey cock

Hockey cock, when someone’s dick curves to the left or right just underneath the knob.

Lisa: I have such a crush on chad, I wish he could just sleep with me

Ashleigh: idk about that lisa, that chad chud has a hockey cock

Hockey cock by Bingobongobangi August 30, 2026

cock hockey 

two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.

Was your friend playing cock hockey with brian crossland today?

cock hockey by brian-crossland January 2, 2010

cock honkey 

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter

did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey

cock honkey by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010

cock hickey

the bi-product of an amazing cock sucking session.

Gregory was so pleased to wake up and see a giant cock hickey on his sausage.

cock hickey by chugger March 20, 2005

cock hocker

A cock hocker is the load of semen ejaculated from ones cock.

I blew my cock hocker all over that bitches face.....

cock hocker by Jdhog1975 December 16, 2013

hocker cocker 

That hocker you get in the back of your throat after sucking a mean dick!

I've got that hocker cocker going on.

hocker cocker by Pineapples1229 August 5, 2017

hockeycock 

(v.) To hit a ball (poorly) in golf and have it work out. Usually a "thinned" shot with an iron.

(n.) A reference to both hockey (using golf iron as a hockey stick) and cocky shot (like a stinger), that someone may perform for fun because they're winning the match by a wide margin.

(V.) I didn't mean to hockeycock that shot, but it did end up going 160 yards

(N.) Oh so we're playing hockeycock now?

hockeycock by aposii November 1, 2023