Definitions by Bingobongobangi

Hockey cock

Hockey cock, when someone’s dick curves to the left or right just underneath the knob.

Lisa: I have such a crush on chad, I wish he could just sleep with me

Ashleigh: idk about that lisa, that chad chud has a hockey cock

Hockey cock by Bingobongobangi August 30, 2026

Fanta dick

When the genitals of a man are the color and shape of a fanta bottle.

Hey lisa, I know we’ve been talking for a while now… will you be my girlfriend..?

Omg yesssss

One thing you should know tho.. i have a fanta dick…

Get away from me you soda cock freak

Fanta dick by Bingobongobangi August 30, 2026

Foot god

A man who owns all feet, controls feet at his will. Life absorbed by feet.

Mommy why does that man smell like a foot

Don’t get close to him son he’s a foot god

Foot god by Bingobongobangi August 30, 2026

Foot gladiator

Fights feet in the octagon, not scared of them at all.

That Foot gladiator is not scared of feet at all, nothing

Foot gladiator by Bingobongobangi August 30, 2026