hockeycock

(v.) To hit a ball (poorly) in golf and have it work out. Usually a "thinned" shot with an iron.

(n.) A reference to both hockey (using golf iron as a hockey stick) and cocky shot (like a stinger), that someone may perform for fun because they're winning the match by a wide margin.

(V.) I didn't mean to hockeycock that shot, but it did end up going 160 yards

(N.) Oh so we're playing hockeycock now?

by aposii November 01, 2023

floor chicken

Food you wouldn't really eat by yourself but you would give to your friends.

I wasn't down for the tenders in the fridge so I tossed Tyler the floor chicken

by aposii May 05, 2019

Jelly of the Month Club

A midwestern way of saying: Christmas Bonus, without coming across as pompous or fortunate to receive one.

My Jelly of the Month Club came in the mail, let's go to Chili's tonight.

by aposii December 16, 2022