Hobnobs 

1) A famous British biscuit made out of flapjack
2) A hobgoblin's penis

Person 1: I'm choking on hobnobs!!!
Person 2: That must be so traumatising!

Hobnobs by H4XOR13 September 10, 2023

hobnobbery 

the act of hobnobbing. associating with some one familiarly.

Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."

hobnobbery by jacobL November 19, 2007

hobnob 

hobnob v 1. to mingle, usually with the upper class of society.

The verb hobnob originally meant “to drink together” and occurred as a varying phrase, hob or nob, hob-a-nob, or hob and nob, the first of which is recorded in 1763.

"After the opera, we hobnobbed with the foreign heads-of-state."

hobnob by Equator December 16, 2004

Hobnob knobjob 

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.

Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night

Hobnob knobjob by StickySteve87 June 4, 2021

hobnobber 

A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival

The hobnobbers will be here in less than an hour, clean the dead rats out of the fridge!

hobnobber by worldrecker December 23, 2010

mr_hobnob 

super cool animal acc on tt

person 1: hey what were u doing last night
person 2: i was just watching mr_hobnob on tt
person 1: well i was doing ur mom

mr_hobnob by urmomfam January 21, 2022

hobnobbing 

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.

I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!

hobnobbing by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006