Hobby Ho

Chicks, broads, dames (since they like dick - Hobby Horse)

Most dames are hobby hos since their hobby is riding dick!

Hobby Ho by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

does a hobby horse have a hickory dick? 

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

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does a hobby horse have a hickory dick? by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007

hobby homo 

A man who is not gay per see and is apparently heterosexual for all intents and purposes but occassionally enjoys sex with other men.

Sam is a hobby homo. He likes pussy but says that gay guys give much better head.

hobby homo by james savik February 1, 2008

Hobby Horse 

(hä-bē-ˌhȯrs)
n.
I.

1. A toy horse, usually comprised of a figure of a horse's head attached to a stick.

2. A toy horse that, via various mechanics, stimulate the riding of a horse through rocking.

(Etymology I- Derived possibly from the "'Obby 'Oss", an English folk tradition wherein Morris Dancers dress as horses, which, in itself, is probably derived from the IRISH HOBBY, a breed of horse, now extinct, that the "'Obby 'Oss" was probably made to resemble)

II.

1. A favourite topic.

(Possibly from Lawrence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy", who uses it, quite frequently, in the third sense)

III.

1. A female of loose virtue and even looser undergarments, a woman who is 'easy to get', a lady who uses sex as a means of earning legal tender. See Prostitute, loose woman, and strumpet.

(Derived from def. I, 'a toy horse', she can be 'ridden' by all)

I.
"And Yung Matthais riden oot to Banbery Cross atop his Hobbi-Horse sted..."
John of Ingelwit, 1503

II.
"Almost every person hath some Hobby Horse or other wherein he prides himself"
Sir Matthew Hale-1676

III.
"Nay, if you come to that, Sir, have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting Solomon himself- have they not their Hobby Horses..."
Laurence Sterne-1760

Hobby Horse by Mr Horance Toffinton, Esq. September 5, 2010

Hobby Hog 

A person who quickly becomes immersed in a activity that usually takes years of practicing to be considered a hobby.

Once Mason listened to “Let’s get it on” on Zachs turntable he’s been compulsively buying vinyls ever since and is now considered a “hobby hog” by his cohorts.

Hobby Hog by Pussyslayer87 March 29, 2020

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? 

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

Hobby Horse 

A large, thick dick (resembles a Horse Cock) Hobby Ho

Miss Italy rode my hobby horse all night long!

Hobby Horse by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008