Hobarge

A fat slut.

Gosh, Helga is such a hobarge. I literally just watched her scarf 4 chili cheese hot dogs in 2 minutes.

by Makeshift_waterbed May 13, 2013

hobaggery

1. The act of being a hobag.
2. General term for whorish activities attributed to hobags and their counterpart, the skank-ho. See urban dictionary entry for hobag.

You need to quit all that hobaggery, last time I was this close to not picking your ass up downtown after you lost your panties in Reno. It took us hours to drive back here to Fort Worth!

by kristanelise October 27, 2006

hobagger

Someone who tries to pick up on women just for the purpose of sex, and then moves on. Frequently in the context of on-line dating.

Jimmy has become quite the online hobagger lately. He took out 3 old hard up skanks last week and boinked 2 of them.

by Rob August 22, 2003

HoBanger

One who continues to have sexual intercourse with promiscuous females.

Last week's Kappa Zeta Psi party was the finest exhibition of hobangers and guttersluts I've had the awful opportunity to encounter.

by robertsd September 22, 2003

Hobarted

To be royally screwed with no lube.

Man you really got hobarted.

by DieselDick92 October 16, 2016

hoburger

When you hoburger someone, you either eat them out or you have a titwank with them, it only works well with mums and ho's

'I met your mum last night and I hoburgered her good, it was very tasty'

by GimpyWimpy April 7, 2009

hobagel

A terms of endearment for someone/something of questionable history that has redeeming qualities.

Examples could be anything from a slutty friend with a heart of gold to a very old yiddish bread product that has been sitting out on the table far too long. Is it mold or was it always that color? Probably tasted good when you first got it. Pity but it's still a hobagel.

by autropos August 1, 2007