Examples could be anything from a slutty friend with a heart of gold to a very old yiddish bread product that has been sitting out on the table far too long. Is it mold or was it always that color? Probably tasted good when you first got it. Pity but it's still a hobagel.
by autropos August 1, 2007
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Man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. It's like her legs are never closed
by Always Laughing January 1, 2011
Get the Hoebagel mug.A term used for a person's significant other. Hoebagel is usually a males nickname, and the female counter part would be his slutmuffin. Both are a very good match behind closed doors, and really anywhere with enough space to receive pleasure. Not always a term of sexual meaning, but can also be used as a sign of affection and love.
by Slutmuffin1863 March 10, 2009
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