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1. The act of being a hobag.
2. General term for whorish activities attributed to hobags and their counterpart, the skank-ho. See urban dictionary entry for hobag.
You need to quit all that hobaggery, last time I was this close to not picking your ass up downtown after you lost your panties in Reno. It took us hours to drive back here to Fort Worth!
hobaggery by kristanelise October 27, 2006
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Hoobanger 

A four wheeled vehicle, that in better times may have been called either a piece of junk, a clunker, a hoopty, a bucket, or a pile, but is no far more beat up, discolored, louder, rustier, or aggressively unattractive. An automobile that you wouldn't expect to see anywhere other than in a junk yard, at a demolition derby, or parked on the streets of Somalia. A vehicle that even the dirtiest of hitchhikers would not be caught dead riding in.
"Is that rust & bondo colored hoobanger parked outside yours? No wonder why you're still a virgin dude!"
Hoobanger by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
Someone who tries to pick up on women just for the purpose of sex, and then moves on. Frequently in the context of on-line dating.
Jimmy has become quite the online hobagger lately. He took out 3 old hard up skanks last week and boinked 2 of them.
hobagger by Rob August 22, 2003

hoebanger 

1. an exclamation from a sleeping person meant to convey anger at a dream person. roughly the equivalent of angrily shouting "green bean!"
2. a person who bangs sexually indiscriminate people beacaues its easier than relationships.
3. an insult used most frequently while driving or at the checkout.
4. an angry general exclamation.
"did you see that fuckin hoebanger cut me off?!"

"my roommate mark is such a hoebanger. i had to give him a lift to the clinic twice this month."
hoebanger by lizifer42 February 5, 2010

hebanger 

the hebanger derives from males dressing up as womens and banging each in a homsexual way.
Jim and John were so pretty that they banged each while .
hebanger by heith November 24, 2004

Hoobanger 

A joint, or marijuana cigarette; Exclusively referred to as "Strapping up a hoobanger"; Derived from the northwestern region of Wyoming, and more prevalent, and spoken fluently near Jackson, WY.
Bro No. 1: "Hey bro wanna strap up a hoobanger?"

Bro No. 2: "For sure man, Lets strap one up and go the the show!"
Hoobanger by The night creature 1990 December 18, 2017