skip bo ho

1. A girl that is never around and never hangs out with you unless she doesn't have a boyfriend or a sex partner. Then she is your best friend.
2. A girl that is never around unless she is lonely or blows you off to go out with her boyfriend.

Megan told me she would go to the mall with me, but she called and said she was going out with Shawn, she's such a skip bo ho.

by mandas January 31, 2007

Hobo's Hand Grenade

The action in which someone shit's in a crisp packet and throws it at their enemies. Preferably done by hobo's.

"Duck and cover! Eddie nit just shit in a crisp packet. There's a hobo's hand grenade incoming!"

by Tard Features October 12, 2011

Hobo's dick cheese

1.Referring to dick cheese found on a hobo.
2. More commonly used as an insult fothright, or when someone demands money as a comeback.

1. that hobo had nasty dick cheese (look up da fuckin word)
2. Oh you want 50 million dollers?! how bout i send you a fucking hobo's dick cheese in the mail!-lez grosman-

by lez grosman January 1, 2009

hobo's kiss

When water splashes back up and spritzes your a-hole after taking a dump in a public toilet.

"I had no other choice, so I had to take a number 2 in the mall bathroom. Unfortunately, I heard the familiar plop that could only be followed by a hobo's kiss. I now have some sort of ass disease, I'm sure of it."

by Clark Van Pants January 5, 2010

Hobo's Wine Glass

20 oz. water bottle with the bottom cut out.

"Hey man, we're out of cups."
"No problem, here's a bottle, make a hobo's wine glass!"

by Turlook May 24, 2009

hobo's beard

When you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her muff. Its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. It's possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. It's a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.

I got hobo's beard from Tom last night. fuck Tom.

by tatertot December 26, 2007

Hobo's Glue

Slang term for semen. Originated from a joke that claimed hobos use it as glue.

Bill was up all night making hobo's glue in his bed.

by Zeego June 11, 2013