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heterotastic 

Rudely used as a form of derision in place of wonderful or great. Often has the addition of the word "fucking" between the syllables for additional emphasis.
Well, isn’t that just heterofuckingtastic/heterotastic. My hard drive just crashed.”
heterotastic by gayinchitown72 June 24, 2006

Heterotard 

Person 1: I hate homosexuals
Person 2: You r such a heterotard.

heterotaken

-"uh oh...i think he wants to be homoserius with you..."
-"well that's just too bad 'cause i'm heterotaken!"
heterotaken by vanessa April 21, 2004

Herterosanket 

any object providing temporary insulation and sexual security from a homosexual situation.

rumored to be a combination of the words heterosexual and blanket,probably in reference to security-blanket.
"I had to dress like a woman for a transvestite prostitution sting operation last night." Jim said.
"Did you have a herterosanket?" bob asked
"My gun was nestled safely in my thong." Jim admitted
Herterosanket by Scourgeofomnius February 22, 2009

Heterotard 

A person (usually a man) who's so straight it's retarded.
Men who watch porn are heterotards
Girls who need cock are heterotards
Heterotard by F Fairy April 22, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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