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heterotastic 

Rudely used as a form of derision in place of wonderful or great. Often has the addition of the word "fucking" between the syllables for additional emphasis.
“Well, isn’t that just heterofuckingtastic/heterotastic. My hard drive just crashed.”
heterotastic by gayinchitown72 June 24, 2006

Heterotard 

Person 1: I hate homosexuals
Person 2: You r such a heterotard.

heterotaken

-"uh oh...i think he wants to be homoserius with you..."
-"well that's just too bad 'cause i'm heterotaken!"
heterotaken by vanessa April 21, 2004

Herterosanket 

any object providing temporary insulation and sexual security from a homosexual situation.

rumored to be a combination of the words heterosexual and blanket,probably in reference to security-blanket.
"I had to dress like a woman for a transvestite prostitution sting operation last night." Jim said.
"Did you have a herterosanket?" bob asked
"My gun was nestled safely in my thong." Jim admitted
Herterosanket by Scourgeofomnius February 22, 2009

Heterotard 

A person (usually a man) who's so straight it's retarded.
Men who watch porn are heterotards
Girls who need cock are heterotards
Heterotard by F Fairy April 22, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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