No milk today

No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".
I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
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Dagbladet

Akkurat nå: Sjokk vekker oppsikt
-Dagbladet
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Max Park

A person so fast at cubing that he is not even allowed to go to Mars.
Did you hear? Max park got a ******* 3.13!!!!!
OMG OMG! HOOOOOOWWW!
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Teeth solo

A technique popularized by Chewy. Warning!! IF YOUR TEETH ARE TOO SHARP, A TERRIBLE THING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU WILL SNAP YOUR STRINGS, AND YOU'LL DO NOTHING ELSE ALL AFTERNOON!
Here we go, teeth solo! Too sharp again!
Allow me
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Zeliks Femdegs

The actual name of the popular person generally called Feliks Zemdegs. But you see, there was a mistake in the first competition he ever entered and his name was accidentally written as Feliks Zemdegs, instead of Zeliks Femdegs. And than, to prevent confusion, Zeliks changed his name to Feliks.
His mom: Hi, here we have Zeliks Femdegs
Delegate: Oh ok, there you go Feliks Zemdegs
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True Legend

An official title given to someone the Council Of True Legends likes.
Leader: Council of true legends unite!

Everyone else: Wut?
Leader: I think (insert person here) should be an official true legend
Everyone: *Doesn't care* Ok
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Boknakaran

A Norwegian band that has gone on for so long that some members straight up retired (or died)
Oh no, Boknakaran aint ruling the world anymore
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