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That asshole you know who probably looks like asparagus and smells bad.
Remember that time we met Hixson, he smells like asparagus.
Hixson by me2 :))))):) August 7, 2015
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hixson high 

a place where you sit in a desk for seven hours, not able to drink water, eat, nor use the restroom. a place that is set up as if it were a literal prison. somewhere where nobody gets to speak their mind without being discriminated. a place where if you get raped they’ll tell you you’re a liar and give you in school suspension. not to mention the teacher have no idea what they’re doing & could care less if you fail their class. all the teachers care about is money & getting off during the summer. in this school your literally feel as if you were burning in hell for seven hours just to come home with three packets of homework, two test the next day, & no time to spend with family nor have any time for your actual life.
hixson high is a place we’re you’ll be discriminated for everything.

Luke Hixson 

You might be having a normal day in your bedroom and all of the sudden, you fight the urge to stroke your dick to the picture of the beautiful, amazing man. Luke Hixson is an experience to be lived many times. His fat, juicy and rather tender ass cheeks make you water at the mouth as you urge the need to squeeze them. Then his long, goldilock hair, makes your penis grow over you limitations. Luke Hixson is a beautiful man with many talents such as dick sucking, pole dancing and twerking on 3 foot long dildos. We love Luke "Daddy" Hixson
I want to fuck Luke Hixson
Luke Hixson by LukeHixsonEnjoyer October 15, 2021
A fan-made pairing involving Dr.House and Dr.Wilson from the popular TV medical drama Dr.House md.
As other couples, Hilson is totally fictional.
Being House and Wilson so close, they are expeculations about their true relationship... a simple friendship, bromance, or more than that.

They are a lot of other Dr.House md couples, being an example: Huddy. (House/Cuddy)
Fan 1: Did you see that episode where Wilson stays in House's place?
Fan 2: Yep, i prayed for some real Hilson.
Fan 1: Damn, i wish they do that!
Fan 2: Just in our dreams...

Fan 1: Oh god, just discovered Hilson!
Fan 2: That's real love dude.
Hilson by GregoryHouse January 6, 2010

hinsonhui 

always doesnt know whats going on and acts so god damn serious.
Kelvin: LOL *blah blah blah says a joke*
Hinson: that's stupid.
Kelvin: you're stupid.
Panda: LOL YEAH YOU ARE nubsauce.
Hinson: i dont get it.
Panda: which one dick face the nub or the sauce ?
Hinson: the joke kelvin said.
Kelvin: LOL DUDE THAT WAS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO.
Panda: k w/e imma make a hinsonhui urban dictionary for him cuz this is so funny
Hinson: whats funny?
Panda: wow i'm just gonna leave.
hinsonhui by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009

KERI HILSON

Keri Lynn Hilson (born October 27, 1982 in Atlanta, Georgia) is an American R&B singer and songwriter signed to Zone 4/Mosley Music Group/Interscope Records. She is part of a collective of writers and producers known as The Clutch.
Keri Hilson has been writing music for other artists since 2001, including Britney Spears, Ciara, Usher, and Ludacris.In 2007,Keri Hilson made several appearances on Timbaland's solo effort, Shock Value where she featured heavily on the singles "The Way I Are" and "Scream" and the tracks "Miscommunication" and "Hello"
KERI HILSON by Mrs Keri hilson January 2, 2009

jemma hixon 

jemma hixon by XmanviraX June 27, 2009
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