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Histle by AuntieBellum March 27, 2023
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Trump (orange hitler)
Bitch1: hey wanna go watch Trump (orange Hitler) on TV?
Bitch2: oh that sorry excuse for a President?
Bitch2: oh that sorry excuse for a President?
Trump (orange hitler) by isayhao August 15, 2017
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Cleveland hustle
| Cleveland hustle |
1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.
- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.
- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).
2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.
1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.
- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.
- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).
2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.
“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”
Cleveland hustle by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016
Orange Hitler
Orange Hitler by gottalotta February 28, 2017
Hustle Hassan
The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.
Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.
To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,
he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never
come to fruition.
'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to
actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My
Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.
Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend
those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.
To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,
he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never
come to fruition.
'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to
actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My
Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.
Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend
those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
Hustle Hassan by WittyIG November 30, 2018
Hitler
(politician's name) is literally hitler.