The act of picking one's own ass and smearing the poop on another's upper lip, giving them the appearance of a Hitler mustache
Jim: You'll never guess what I did last night!
Bob: What?
Jim: You know Bill? When he was sleeping last night, I hitlered him!
Bob: What's hitlering?
(enter Bill)
Bill: What are you guys talking about? And why does the room smell like ass?
Jim:*chuckles*
Bob: What?
Jim: You know Bill? When he was sleeping last night, I hitlered him!
Bob: What's hitlering?
(enter Bill)
Bill: What are you guys talking about? And why does the room smell like ass?
Jim:*chuckles*
by Vitamins&STDs November 21, 2009
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If someone is: extremely angry, fault-finding, arguing, running someone down, really getting worked up about something, or just generally freaking out about something, that person is hitlering around.
If someone is: extremely angry, fault-finding, arguing, running someone down, really getting worked up about something, or just generally freaking out about something, that person is hitlering around.
1. Employee A: "Hey what was that guy's problem, man ?"
Employee B: "Dunno, he was just hitlering around because we wouldn't accept his credit card."
2. Employee A: "What was that guy just hitlering around for ?"
Employee B: "Oh, because we wouldn't accept his credit card."
3. HER: "I thought we had a serious relationship! I thought you love me!? So why the hell did you... "
HIM: "Stop hitlering around - I already told you I didn't do it ! ! !"
Employee B: "Dunno, he was just hitlering around because we wouldn't accept his credit card."
2. Employee A: "What was that guy just hitlering around for ?"
Employee B: "Oh, because we wouldn't accept his credit card."
3. HER: "I thought we had a serious relationship! I thought you love me!? So why the hell did you... "
HIM: "Stop hitlering around - I already told you I didn't do it ! ! !"
by 83rd Inf. Reg. September 27, 2008
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by Jordan Hesse April 21, 2005
Get the Hitlering mug.v. The act of trapping another in a bathroom while you defecate, thus causing your fumes to render the victim unconscious.
Person 1: What do you mean you Hitlered the baby?
Person 2: He was in the bathroom while I took a shit. I thought he was sleeping. I didn't realize I was hitlering him.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: He was in the bathroom while I took a shit. I thought he was sleeping. I didn't realize I was hitlering him.
Person 1: WTF?
by xTEAMRYMAx September 20, 2009
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Guy 2: Ignore him... He's just Hitlering!
Weirdo: SIEG HEIL!
Guy 1+2: Umm... Stop Hitlering!!!
Guy 2: Ignore him... He's just Hitlering!
Weirdo: SIEG HEIL!
Guy 1+2: Umm... Stop Hitlering!!!
by Musclemouth February 5, 2009
Get the Hitlering mug.The act of murdering a person or groups of people, with the intent of wiping out a genetic trait and committing genocide.
{A failed attempt at genocide is usually referred to as an attempt at 'hitlering'}
{A failed attempt at genocide is usually referred to as an attempt at 'hitlering'}
Oliver: "Hey Lachlan, did you hear that Grant was caught hitlering negroes and other african ethnicities?"
Lachlan: "No I did not. Did he succeed in his attempt?"
Oliver: "Well, Lachlan, did you see any black people while walking to work today?"
Lachlan: "No I did not. Did he succeed in his attempt?"
Oliver: "Well, Lachlan, did you see any black people while walking to work today?"
by Cat Tongue December 22, 2014
Get the Hitlering mug.Holding your pointer finger and your middle finger to your nose making a hitler mustache and holding your arm diagonal like a nazi
by Nicky2244 February 13, 2014
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