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Hiseville 

Hiseville is the name of a place people get confused with the word "high school". Every one who lives there pronounces it "Hiisvull" because they're too country redneck to try and pronounce it right.
Bob Fred: "Where do you live?"
John Fred: "Hiseville"
Bob Fred: "High school??"
John Fred: "No, no, no. You know the place where two roads meet and there's only a caution light to constitute for a 'town?' That's Hiseville"
Hiseville by orangecrush2001 March 28, 2009
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Horseville

A place where many naysayers can be found. Wordplay.
Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!

Liz: That was good.
Horseville by SaladOnTop June 13, 2010

Hinesville GA 

The most depressing town you will ever live in.

Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good time."

Those who live there have nothing better to do than get shit faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they're not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."

The average IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.

The female population of said town put out more than a Fire Department. They will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.

The male population of said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.

The male population is also none of the above.
Guy 1: "So I'm moving to Hinesville GA..."

Guy 2: "You're not inbred enough for Hinesville, dude."

Guy 1: "Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail polish remover every day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."
Hinesville GA by FoxTr0t October 22, 2010
Located in the town of NORTH* dartmouth ma, known for the only part in town that actually has farm land. Typically a HIXVILLIAN* has goats, horses, cows, or chickens, for neighbors. Hixville is known for their general store, where booz and cigs, are typically sold to teens. Hixvillians are also known for having the greatest rages. Also known as boonville, hence the name " Hick" ville.
Bob:Yeah, my neighbors totally just got a new goat.
Jim: narley, where do you live?
Bob: Hixville.
hixville by Kelso/Alexo April 21, 2007

Hitsville 

Motown Records was based in Hitsville, USA.

Horseville

A hypothetical location where one is constantly surrounded by people who disagree with you.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers
Horseville by ChunkeyMushroom January 16, 2019