The most depressing town you
will ever live in.
Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good time."
Those who live there have nothing better to do than get shit
faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they'
re not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their
Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."
The average IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.
The
female population of said town put out more than a Fire Department. They
will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.
The male population of said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.
The male population is also none of the above.
Guy 1: "So I'm moving to Hinesville GA..."
Guy 2: "You're not inbred enough for Hinesville,
dude."
Guy 1: "
Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail polish remover every
day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."