The most depressing town you will ever live in.
Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good
time."
Those who live there have nothing
better to do than get shit
faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they'
re not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."
The average
IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.
The female population of
said town put out more than a Fire Department. They will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.
The male population of
said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.
The male population is also none of the above.
Guy 1: "So I'm moving to Hinesville GA..."
Guy 2: "You're not
inbred enough for Hinesville, dude."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail
polish remover every
day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."