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Hinesville GA 

The most depressing town you will ever live in.

Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good time."

Those who live there have nothing better to do than get shit faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they're not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."

The average IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.

The female population of said town put out more than a Fire Department. They will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.

The male population of said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.

The male population is also none of the above.
Guy 1: "So I'm moving to Hinesville GA..."

Guy 2: "You're not inbred enough for Hinesville, dude."

Guy 1: "Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail polish remover every day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."
Hinesville GA by FoxTr0t October 22, 2010

Hinesville Bitches 

Lame ass females who live in the small town in Georgia . They are messy with no morals and mentally retarded .
Hinesville Bitches by bomb.comglt January 25, 2019

Haynesville 

A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."
Haynesville by Hercules Mulligan November 14, 2016

Hicksville moms Facebook group

A bunch of moms that hate any kid they see on a bike.
That kids on a bike let me report him to the Hicksville moms Facebook group

hicksville high school 

one of the most trashy but okay schools on long island. this school also has the most treeshes because most actually ALL of them don’t know how to keep there damn legs closed including there mouth. hicksville also has more the half of the population of india
mr williams and his bald head i just wanna fucking slap, mr roach and his racist fucking dumbass i just want him fired, mr harris ain’t that bad.
hicksville high school is fucking trash and been filled with treeshes

huntsville 

Possibly the most EXCITING place in alabama.
First of all there is a hill there. Second of all, there are giant rockets on it that you can see from miles away. Also there are a zillion chain resturants and many mighty fine office parks. There is even (dun, dun, DUNNN!) an art museum in downtown. And, just wait until Christmastime when 12-ft tall lighted figurines pepper the residential neighborhoods with their awesome, albeit unnerving, glow of holiday cheer. Yee hohoho!!!!
Huntsville is like New Jersey, except in the South. So, basically, the radio stations are worse and the roads are better.
huntsville by creaternity May 2, 2006