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hippocras 

an old medicinal tonic mad with spiced wine.
Flu shot or hippocras?

You decide
hippocras by wolfdogg8my<3 November 21, 2009

hippocrisp 

When one fails at at saying hypocrite and instead summons a crisp hippo.
Kamal is such a hippocrisp, said Jonathan while eating a famous chicken without pickles from ZWZ that cost 11000L.L.
hippocrisp by rayzucchini August 16, 2016

hippobossamus 

A fat headed arrogant boss that screws you and everyone else at the same time behind your back all while smiling !
Damn. The jobsite superintendent is a real hippobossamus...he's on a real asshole roll today!
hippobossamus by 4Bezerker6 December 10, 2016

hippocrisy 

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.
The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.
hippocrisy by QuacksO November 20, 2019

Hippocrispy 

That was some good hippocrispy.
Hippocrispy by Not DarthyPoo December 28, 2020

Hippokissamus 

a fat person at a party trying to find someone to makeout with.
Jason: Geez Marge, look at that poor slutty Hippokissamus trying to get LeRoy.
Marge: It's never going to happen, he's not even drunk yet.
Hippokissamus by Martin_D August 17, 2007
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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