Hippocuss 

a word to describe a very lost person...

Eric is a hippocuss for not knowing what he wanted to order.

Hippocuss by Maisha May 19, 2007

hippocras 

an old medicinal tonic mad with spiced wine.

Flu shot or hippocras?

You decide

hippocras by wolfdogg8my<3 November 21, 2009

hippocrisp 

When one fails at at saying hypocrite and instead summons a crisp hippo.

Kamal is such a hippocrisp, said Jonathan while eating a famous chicken without pickles from ZWZ that cost 11000L.L.

hippocrisp by rayzucchini August 16, 2016

hippobossamus 

A fat headed arrogant boss that screws you and everyone else at the same time behind your back all while smiling !

Damn. The jobsite superintendent is a real hippobossamus...he's on a real asshole roll today!

hippobossamus by 4Bezerker6 December 10, 2016

hippocrisy 

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.

The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.

hippocrisy by QuacksO November 20, 2019

Hippocrispy 

CRISPY HIPPO

That was some good hippocrispy.

Hippocrispy by Not DarthyPoo December 28, 2020

Hippokissamus 

a fat person at a party trying to find someone to makeout with.

Jason: Geez Marge, look at that poor slutty Hippokissamus trying to get LeRoy.
Marge: It's never going to happen, he's not even drunk yet.

Hippokissamus by Martin_D August 17, 2007