Hippocrispy 

CRISPY HIPPO

That was some good hippocrispy.

Hippocrispy by Not DarthyPoo December 28, 2020

hippocrispy 

when you say the wrong thing at the wrong time

a faux pas, a mistake, a blunder

sentence - "I had a big hippocrispy today"

example 1-
Beth: "wow that painting is so ugly"
Suzy: "that's mine"
Beth: "omg!!!! I'm so sorry!! What a hippocrispy"

example 2-
Bill: *trying to read the word hypocrisy during a speech* "hippocrispy"

Jeremy: "Bill! That's not how you pronounce that word!! What a hippocrispy!!"

hippocrispy by bburns July 29, 2016

Hippocrip 

A hippo who is involved in a gang.

The hippocrips kidknapped the President's son.

Hippocrip by hatersmashpertaters September 12, 2018

Hypocrispy 

When you order food that isn't as crispy as advertised.

Excuse me? My fries aren't crispy. You advertise them as crispy. This is hypocrispy.

Hypocrispy by EZZZZ December 30, 2014

Hippocripple

a hypocrite that was crippled by a hippopotamus

"Whoa, isn't she a hippocripple?"

Hippocripple by TIIKKETMASTER December 15, 2019

Hippocrippo 

One who performs hypocrisy countless times; is hypocrisy abbusive

"Yo man, my mom's such a hippocrippo!"
"Well mine's just a hippo."

Hippocrippo by Amsome March 1, 2006

hippocrisp 

When one fails at at saying hypocrite and instead summons a crisp hippo.

Kamal is such a hippocrisp, said Jonathan while eating a famous chicken without pickles from ZWZ that cost 11000L.L.

hippocrisp by rayzucchini August 16, 2016