Definitions by Martin_D

Hippokissamus 

a fat person at a party trying to find someone to makeout with.

Jason: Geez Marge, look at that poor slutty Hippokissamus trying to get LeRoy.
Marge: It's never going to happen, he's not even drunk yet.

Hippokissamus by Martin_D August 17, 2007

Maude

a friendly elderly woman who befriends young people.

They Often your friend's mom or grandma, who tries to teach thier young kids life lessons.

originally from the movie "Harold and Maude"

a really cool old lady

MAUDE: Hey Charlie, Let's go save this tree from pollution.
CHARLIe: what?
MAUDE: let's rescue it from this concrete jungle and take it to the forest.
CHARLIE: oh Maude, you're so awsome.
MAUDE: Well You have to live, Charlie.

Maude by Martin_D August 5, 2007