3 definition by Stone Island wearing non chav

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A Very ugly fat girl whom you have ruined the night before when very very drunk

"Did you fuck that girl last night?" reply "who the hippocroccapig, YEAH"

The Elongated shrivelled labia of a mature woman

"she's alright for an old bird, i'd suck on her KebabMeat"

To Kick and punch someone serverely is "Stroking"

"come and help me bash these two cunts will ya"
"wait a minute i'm still stroking this fucker"