Hippocrazy

An irrational obsession with proving oneself right, where a person ignores logic, twists facts, rejects evidence, or keeps arguing simply to avoid admitting they are wrong.

"Stop the hippocrazy—you were proven wrong five minutes ago."
"His hippocrazy turned a simple disagreement into a two-hour argument."

Hippocrazy by KnightMare1729 July 18, 2026

Hypocrazy 

Ultra-loud, overly confident people who refuse to see that their actions are exactly the opposite of what they profess to believe.

Newt Gingrich campaigning for the Defense of Marriage Act is the height of hypocrazy.
Someone who is hypocrazy will change Wikipedia before admitting a mistake.

Hypocrazy by Graypets June 30, 2011

Hippocrate

1. The retarded way of spelling 'hypocrite'.

2. A large container used for transporting a hippo.

1.

*On a chatroom*

Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...

Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?

Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...

2.

Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?

Random Bloke: Yessuh.

Hippocrate by The Crateman October 16, 2011

hippocratical 

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.

"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."

hippocratical by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

Hippocracy 

What Democracy turns into when all of the politicians in your country are Hippos.

After my trip to Hungry Hungry Island, I was impressed by the sophistication of the constitutional Hippocracy there.

Hippocracy by chevyvan June 25, 2009

Hipocracy

Hip·oc·ra·cy

(noun): An ass-holier-than-thou social class made up of persons subjected to exclusion and/or ridicule in grade school who then grew up, became hipsters and now exclude and/or ridicule those who didn't.

"Every year during SXSW in Austin, members of the New York hipocracy show up like a sea of black apathy and drown the locals with dripping sarcasm."

Pfft is a mating call for the hipocracy.

That aloof, bearded dude who works at my video store and scoffs quietly when I rent blockbusters must belong to the hipocracy.

Hipocracy by mario something November 18, 2010

Hippocrate

A container used in the transport of the large animal known as a hippopotamus (not to be confused with an elephant). These hippos are prone to anger and violence, most likely due to their confinement, so the hippocrate must be very sturdy and secure. A variation of the hippocrate appears in the documentary Jurassic Park, but is used to convey velociraptors.

The Philadelphia Zoo went into lockdown when it was discovered that their latest shipment of hippocrates was one hippocrate short.

Hippocrate by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 23, 2009