Hillary swank

The Everest of masturbatoratery challenges. Also rhyming slang for tough wank.

I had a Hillary Swank this afternoon, was at it for an hour!

by Mikey_b123 May 21, 2023

Hilary Swank

When something is so swank that it's as swank as Hilary Swank from 'Million Dollar Baby.'

Her place was so swank it was Hilary Swank.

by Superralfy June 26, 2015

Hilary Swank

Masturbate; to have a wank.

Fuck I'm toey, I need to have a Hilary Swank.

by Reverend Dizz February 11, 2019

Hilary (Swank)

Having a wank in the shower

Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!

by Mar Mar Superstar February 21, 2020

Hilary Swankin it

A phrase used to describe someone with an adrogynous appearance, like Hilary Swank in the movie Boys Don't Cry. This is a slightly inappropriate comment because the movie is based on a real person and the storyline is sad BUT most people don't read that much into it and just get the point that Hilary Swank is unattractive as both male and female.

"OMG! Did you see what Leslie is wearing today? Totally Hilary Swankin it!"

"Man, I dunno what's up with Josh but he's been Hilary Swankin it ever since he watched that one episode of Oprah!"

by teh Rach-hellz March 2, 2009