Hidoi

Most commonly used by Cute Lolis. It means a very bad person.

Senpai's Dick is Hidoi ; ~ ;
haters are Hidoi ; ~ ;
My friends are Hidoi ; ~ ;
My Life is Hidoi ; ~ ;
My Poop is Hidoi ; ~ ;
Strangers are Hidoi ; ~ ;
2017 is Hidoi ; ~ ;
Teachers are Hidoi ; ~ ;
My Loli is Hidoi ; ~ ;
Big Fat Cocks are Hidoi ; ~ ;
You are Hidoi ; ~ ;
Everyone is Hidoi ; ~ ;
FML imma go drink bleach ; ~ ;
Hidoi Lolis wont stop turning me on and i wont stop cuming in them and going to jail ; ~ ;

oh crap i just saw a cute loli nosebleed 9/11 will go jail again ; ~ ;
Death to all Hidois ; ~ ;

by No Loli No Life January 29, 2017

PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot

On a PS2 (the fat model) there is an empty slot in the back meant to put in a hard drive and network adapter, this empty spot can be accessed by taking off the network adapter or cover on the back. This is a great place to hide stuff like your weed, cigarettes/cigars, cans of snuff, small flasks, money and electronic devices etc. It's a great hiding spot because nobody will think to look for anything strange in there(just make sure to close up the back after) and no one will suspect a thing!

Person 1:"I need to hide this herb somewhere for a bit!"
Person 2:"Put it in my PS2"
Person 1:"How the fuck would i do that?"
Person 2: -opens the back- "See?'
Person 1:"ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!"
Person 2:"Yeah the good ol' PS2 expansion bay hiding spot trick!"

by illgamer97 March 31, 2013

Boner Hiding Apparatus

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

Hiding Behind The Rice

Acting as a pussy nigga

That nigga was hiding behind the rice when he wouldn’t fight me.

by RealTakashiNigga December 7, 2018

hidosaurus

Pronounced "hide-o-saurus"

(noun) A person who hides from their significant other because they are afraid of commitment.

I will make an OK cupid profile when I stop being a psychotic hidosaurus.

My boyfriend broke up with me because I was a hidosaurus

by Ozymandias1237 October 30, 2011

Hisoilluism

A religion where one worships the Hunter x Hunter characters Hisoka Morow and Illumi Zoldyck, both individually, and as romantic partners.

Personally, I believe in Hisoilluism, I'm Hisoilluist.

by Try_xHard October 30, 2020

hisoillu

two gay “besties” and one of them is a clown pedo and the other is a silky hair mf who likes needles. also they have matching crop tops #besties4life

hisoka: will u marry me illumi?
illumi: I-
hisoka: I’ll let u kill me
illumi:...yes
#hisoillu4life

by bungee__c0m April 25, 2021