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hidosaurus

Pronounced "hide-o-saurus"

(noun) A person who hides from their significant other because they are afraid of commitment.
I will make an OK cupid profile when I stop being a psychotic hidosaurus.

My boyfriend broke up with me because I was a hidosaurus
by Ozymandias1237 October 30, 2011
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homosaurus

nerdy teenagers who think that this is an actual word and have to look it up to either disprove it's actual existance or to find the definition
You are a homosaurus, sarah.
by christboy711folive August 10, 2006
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homosaurus rex

This legendary beast is said to roam unseen in the populated halls of the fabled Piemessess. Few have beheld the sight of this creature and lived.

Accounts tell tales of a monster with the head of a pig, body of a dinosaur, arms of a shrew, legs of a grasshopper, and the mane of a horse no longer deserving to live.

Those who survived the sight of this beast and avoided permanent mental retardation after the encounter draw similarities between the beast and Medusa. Whereas the Medusa has a head of snakes for hair, the homosaurus rex has grown a thick death-black mane which commands his ego to brush it at every chance it has.

Truly, this beast is not to be trifled with. When the homosaurus rex notices your arrival, it will commence to attempt to shitkick you with his flexible legs. The monster has grown these strong appendages after long years of practicing on trees, rocks, and keat.

Upon sighting of this horror, shield your eyes. Avert them from the bonechilling sight of his deadly mane.
'Civilians' of Piemessess: "BEWARE! The homosaurus rex lurks yonder!"
Edward: "Rawr."
Keat: "My ass hurts from all the shitkicking."
by Civilian of October 18, 2006
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Homosaurus

(HOM-A-SOR-US)

Any of the Dinosaur species that would seek "partners" of the same gender.It is believed that these gender bending "Lizards"
became infected with otherwise fatal germs or viri that were spread at the time of conjunction,while not instantanious,it would still eventually lead to the extinction of all dinosaurs.
Homosaurus was a carnivorous species of land living dinosaurs.
by Hot Carlz March 5, 2007
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homosaurus

literally translated from latin as Man Lizard. Often used to refer to a madman throwing knives or leaping building to building through the air.
That Homosaurus sure is Helluva tough!
by Homosaurus March 23, 2004
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hipposaurus

A half dinosaur and half hippopotumus, used when you can not remember the ending of the word hippopotumus.
Leslie- Hey brittany look its a hippo... um um ummm

Brittany- Uh... Hipposaurus!!!

Leslie- Yea...no. Thats not it...

Brittany- Nils! what comes after hippo?

Nils- Hippooo.. Um i dont know.
by Call me Squishy March 18, 2009
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homosaurus rex

1. Something totally fag!
2. Someone that is too gay for words.
1. Woah, San Francisco is full of full grown homosaurus rexes.
2. What is that guy doing to your dads butt? That has homosaurus rex written all over it
by Garrett August 10, 2003
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