Hiddledick

Tom Hiddleston’s dick

Just one look at the hiddledick and everyone (even men) gets pregnant

by Thong hiddleston March 13, 2019

Fiddledicking

To waste time, mess around, goof off.

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior May 11, 2016

Fiddledick

A backstabber that gets a friend to introduce him to his cheating lover's boyfriend or husband to become best pals with another guy and cover his tracks as he cheats and backstabs.

Wow, Paul got fiddledicked by fiddlerick.

by 8trackgto June 4, 2017

Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

Hiddlediction

An addiction to the actor Tom Hiddleston.

After watching "The Night Manager" Lucy got a Hiddlediction.

by Esty23 April 25, 2022

middledicker

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.

"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."

by Dicker November 11, 2013

riddledick

A penis that everyone makes fun of.

When he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddledick.

by jasom February 9, 2004