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Hicktionary 

A dictionary designed specifically for "hicks", or people of a lowerclass that usually live in southern, or mid-western areas. Words like people and you are swapped with words like folks and yawl.
Man #1: Can yawl folks define this word for me?

Man #2: Naw man, check that there Hicktionary.
Hicktionary by ..::Matt::.. November 27, 2009

Nickcation

(N) Nick-kay-shun: The official cutting of all ties with the short twin who has a receding hairline and who is sexual in private but not in public, aka he tries to pass it off like he doesn't masturbate all the time, except he does because he can't get any. See also: Nukey Cabookie, My twin masturbates and I don't, Small penis and other genitalia, I like to mess with girls, I'd rather shove tampons up your nostrils, and I'm actually not bringing sexy back.
I can't even believe I dated a guy with a small penis...it's time for a Nickcation
Nickcation by oohbabybaby11 December 28, 2010

Hickception 

When a person isn't very fond of dating people from the south, but make an exception because they've fallen in "love".
Joe didn't really date hillbillies, but when a hot chick from the south moved into the house next to his, he was ready to make a hickception.
Hickception by DisaronnoNick October 4, 2010

Sickcation 

The three days illness your boss coincidentally contracts the week before you go on holiday in order to save strength to do your job in your absence.
Coworker: Hey, where's Kelly today?

Legit Vacationer: Well I am leaving next week and she is super jealous so she is takin' a little three-day sickcation.
Sickcation by evygrace December 11, 2009

Highcation 

When you take an extended T break from smoking weed to reduce your THC tolerance. It can last between 2-4 weeks.
"Dude, I need to take a Highcation. This blunt feels like nothing."
Highcation by Creamcheeser March 19, 2022
Where you'd much rather go to than a "location" --- i.e., any spot dat would likely make you feel depressed, such as a funeral or sentencing-hearing.
A "hication" might indeed be a more-desirable venue for a normally-healthy person, but for someone with significant acrophobia, said lofty hangout might actually be LESS palatable than a "lowcation". Merely a feeling of melancholy is generally less severe or debilitating than being terrified of falling.
hication by QuacksO December 4, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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