Hibermating
Hibermating (verb) (i.e. cuffing) Being involved in a relationship, usually lasting between one to three months during the Winter -when the nights are the longest, and the bed sheets are the coldest.
Hibermating can usually be recognized by...
- the copious amounts of takeout
containers that it leaves in its wake...
- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix
binging ...
- a per capita uptick in spooning
behavior that is located within a
specific geography area such as the
Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern
Seaboard, or the third floor of City
Liquidators, to name a few.
Hibermating can usually be recognized by...
- the copious amounts of takeout
containers that it leaves in its wake...
- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix
binging ...
- a per capita uptick in spooning
behavior that is located within a
specific geography area such as the
Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern
Seaboard, or the third floor of City
Liquidators, to name a few.
Hibermating by Owen McKash January 17, 2018
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