Hiberhating

Hiberhation or hiberhating is a state of inactivity of hating, characterized by, pretending to have your back, being happy for you, and other forms of flakiness. People tend to conserve their energy, especially during your hardest times when money is short and your luck seems to run out. Once things start going well for you, of course the hating beings and they will try to sabotage everything you are standing for.

I thought she was my friend, but she was hiberhating me.

by The 1st Lady of BlaqBlok June 9, 2009

Hiberdating

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend

I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.

by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010

hibergayting

When a dude has some gay tendencies that seems noticeable but he insists he's straight.

Bryan is friends with so many chicks, huh?!?. He must be hibergayting, bro.

by Vincentq21 December 2, 2016

hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

by ratwrap February 13, 2023

hibernating

When your laptop decides to turn off because it's "battery is low." Usually followed by a yell, a scream, or some profanity.

Haha, this video is hilarious! What, laptop, you're hibernating?! AAARGH! Shit, damn!

by Green Bucket(s) October 13, 2009

Hyberdating

When your whole world revolves around you and your boyfriend/girlfriend. And It’s only them, no one else. You spend ALL your time with them, and you ONLY hang out with them, and you ONLY talk about them, and everything you do is about THEM. Most likely you will end up having: no friends and no personal space or private time.

Friend: "Hey, wanna hang out today?"
Hyberdater: "No, im seeing ____ today"
Friend "Oh ok, how about this weekend?"
Hyberdater: "Well...I'll be with ____ then too"
Friend: "Uhm..alright, so you comin' to my birthday?"
Hyberdater: "Oh darn, I have plans that night with ____"
Friend: "You know what..forget it. Have fun with your hyberdating"

by mosterface483 December 2, 2010

hibernating squirrel

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)

"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"

by Higg9 May 26, 2008