Heywod Jablome 

funny name made to sound like Hey Would Ya Blow Me

Heywod Jablome please

Heywod Jablome by matt kuhar April 21, 2010

Heywood Jablome 

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.

Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.

Heywood Jablome by Hatchback February 12, 2005

Heywood Jablome 

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

Heywood Jablome by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Heywood Jablome 

a fake name like Harry Bush or Dick Hertz

Heywood Jablome by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Heywood Jablome 

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!

Heywood Jablome by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

Heywood Jablome 

i actually met a guy named Haywood Jablomi. He's an older dude, maybe in his mid-50s, lives west of Chicago. What the hell his parents were thinking naming him Haywood I don't know. He said he's used to the jokes about his name by now, although he doesn't like them, he won't change his name. But his friends call him Woody.

Heywood Jablome by ciotog September 18, 2003

Heywood Jablome 

a name given to hide a persons true identity

man walks up to a gal she asks whats your name he says jablome , heywood jablome

Heywood Jablome by steve meister June 20, 2004