Heywood
Heywood by Raes kayani December 15, 2019
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Heywood by Daryl Morey January 13, 2009
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Heywood Jablome
Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.
Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.
Heywood Jablome by Hatchback February 12, 2005
Heywood Jablome
"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"
Heywood Jablome by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003
Heywood Jablomee
A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.
Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"
Heywood Jablomee by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013
Heywood Banks
Heywood Banks by Mr.Juan-derful April 17, 2010
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