Heywood 

A shitty town in north Manchester with a bunch of smack heads who rob from Morrison’s and dunnes

Oh hey yes heywood is ABSOLUTE WANK :)

Heywood by Raes kayani December 15, 2019

Heywood 

Cocaine

Is Jenny in the bathroom with Heywood?

Heywood by Daryl Morey January 13, 2009

Heywood 

a person who's skin is dark brown, has a wide nose, brown eyes, and black nappy hair

Damn Heywood stole my bike

Heywood by jockey7 December 22, 2010

Heywood Jablome 

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.

Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.

Heywood Jablome by Hatchback February 12, 2005

Heywood Jablome 

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

Heywood Jablome by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Heywood Jablomee 

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

Heywood Jablomee by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

Heywood Banks 

comedian/singer who makes regular appearances on The Bob and Tom Show

Heywood Banks is known for songs like "Toast" and "18 Wheels on a Big-Rig".

Heywood Banks by Mr.Juan-derful April 17, 2010