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Hewcat is a surname referring to a northern woman who has both human and cat tendencies. Often after eating chips, chicken or pizza, said woman will scuttle of to the cupboard and feast on gourmet cat food. She often OD's on Whiskas to the point where she is rolling around uncontrollably on the floor in a spasm. Like most addicts she is in denial of her problem and often uses the excuse of having a cigarette out of the window to spy on the neighbours cats lying naked in the garden. She takes a nip of gourmet cat around with her in a hipflask to add it to food when she's out such as Greg's pasties.
Guy 1-'Hey, did you just see that girl she was of her tits!'
Guy 2-'Yeah she's a Hewcat, you can tell by the Whiskas around her mouth'
Hewcat by badger12345 April 27, 2010
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hecatonicosahedroid 

A dodecahedral complex. Aka a geometric shape that has 720 faces, 1200 edges, and 600 vertices. Can be used to make you sound smart. bfdi fans will understand.
"Dodecadangit, don't tell me you played the hecatonicosahedroid" -Foldy, BFB 4

Hecatomb 

A Mass Ritual slaughter place, also a fantastic former band from Hertfordshire, could have reshaped metal as we know it.
Place the 100 cattle in the Hecatomb
or
HecatomB were amazing
Hecatomb by Chronos February 2, 2004
Goddess of the dark moon, and of the crossways.
Hecate, Greek goddess of the three paths, guardian of the household, protector of everything newly born, and the goddess of witchcraft - once a widely revered and influential goddess, the reputation of Hecate has been tarnished over the centuries. In current times, she is usually depicted as a "hag" or old witch stirring the cauldron.
A musician who rocks at jazz.
That hepcat played an amazing solo during A Night in Tunisia.
hepcat by Jam February 11, 2004

Hecatia Lapislazuli 

The funny extra touhou boss of LoLK/Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom, probably goes to Hot Topic, friends with Junko and master of Clownpiece, the strongest touhou character to date, has three forms, goddess of hell, will probably beat you up, hates chang'e, and can access the dream world, let this bitch into lostword right now.
A : Bro how the fuck have they not added Hecatia Lapislazuli into lostword yet??
B : Having that Hot Topic shopper in lostword would be fucking overpowered
Magical Greek Spectral Goddess of the Ghosts, Phantoms, Shadows and Demons
Hecate is a great help to summon to spirits and dark magic
Hecate by Mighty-Erick June 1, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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