Definitions by Jam

outer toons 

The world's only cartoon band, performing over 100 cartoon theme songs live and original cartoony music too. Insanely talented professional musicians in costumes having fun.

What are you doing tonight?
Dude, I'm going to see the Outer Toons!

outer toons by jam February 22, 2009

murtaza 

A very cool guy.. too tall and a lazy butt

get up you MURTAZA!!!

murtaza by jam March 31, 2005

bonobo 

n. A species of chimpanzee (Pan paniscus) of north-central Congo (formerly Zaire), having black hair and more arboreal habits than the common chimpanzee (P. troglodytes). Also called pygmy chimpanzee.

That bonobo just fucked his sister for a piece of fruit.

bonobo by jam December 21, 2004

rich kids 

A bunch of kids whose allowance exceeds my rent. They all drive nice little cars and eat at Moe's and don't have lives or futures besides living off daddy. They all look like a Pac Sun catalog. And they can afford to be a bunch of dressed up fucking rats.

The rich kids are fucking lounging in daddy's fucking mansion.

rich kids by Jam December 1, 2004

loser kids 

A branch of the rich kids that broke off because they saw through the bullshit. They often mock the Rich kids by singing La.x

The loser kids sing, "and then go
do my shoes match my shirt?
does my shirt clash with my pants?
do my pants match my eyes?
do my eyes look good tonight?
will this place be cool enough?
your hair looks oh, so tough
this looks so good for us
tonight my money's gonna buy me love"

loser kids by Jam December 1, 2004

ska brigade 

4 girls who ride around in the ska mobile and know every word to every ska song, who can go front row to every concert and belt every line and have it mean something. They breathe ska.

I see the ska mobile, that damn ska brigade.

ska brigade by Jam December 1, 2004

Goths 

Suicidal, depressive, self-harming, anti-social, attention seeking beings.

4 out of 5 have suicidal visions, carve messages into their skin (can you say infection), bookmark rotten.com and ogrish.com websites, take prozac, and second look anyone who walks past them - they want to see if you are looking at them due to being attention seekers.

Usually unhealth in apperance (usually fat or skinny), pale skinned, walk like zombies and wear more makeup than britney spears at the mtv music awards.

Sicko's
Attention seekers
unhealthy
self-harmers
weird
anti-social

Goths by jam November 18, 2004