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Cunnilingus Hedonist 

A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.
1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!

2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
Cunnilingus Hedonist by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019
Related Words
Heudo hendo hedonist hendog heddo hedonism hedo hendon Heydon Hudo

Hedonistic

Pleasure seeking. Living for pleasurable sensations.

Devoting one's life is to pleasure seeking.

Devoted to the pursuit of physical sensations, which are pleasurable, often sexual.
My hedonistic tendencies surface when I'm with you in bed. Do it to me baby. Oh, oh, oh make me feel good. Pleasure me please please please, please me. Don't stop now. Give it to me. Fulfill all my sexual desires. Fuck me.
Hedonistic by zazz June 28, 2012
The act of doing everything that is pleasurable to yourself. Also the avoidance of pain.
Hedonism is commonly practiced by the heads of large media corperations.
Hedonism by Host3ntropy June 25, 2005
"Homeopathic" (see placebo) remedy for headaches that is applied directly to the forehead.
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
HeadOn by iamplasma August 12, 2006

moderate conservative hedonism 

moderate conservative hedonism", "mch" for short, is a term used to broadly describe the weltanschauung -- sociopolitical & otherwise --of any well-bred gentleman, scholar, bonvivant, & gourmand before the death of old europe.

mch is characterized by a propensity for the general enjoyment of life. -- within a certain moderation, Μηδὲν ἄγαν, & with a keen eye for the tradition.

though the mch outlook has declined since the death of old europe, some men, like roberto calasso or gerard depardieu, remain true to the old ways.

expressions of mch in the heritage of europe are too numerous to count, though here is a list of some quintessentials:

wine, the delphic maxims, cheese, decadent plates of cold cuts, fruit, & marzipan, observance of the faith, rococo painting & second empire furniture, death in venice, sonnets to the fishermen of capri, a gallon of beer a day, hatred of taxes, an aloof & cosmopolitan view of things (in particular in matters culinary & poetic), the study of botany, ornithology, monteverdi's madrigals, chess, collections of old cookbooks, gambling (but not too much), an interest in pencils, coffeehouse brawling, orientalism, a fine assortment of various rare teas, liberatory book theft, quoting vauvenargues at the cute cashier in the store, hiking, opening a beauty salon in the ruins of the lotus-land, foie gras for breakfast.

Si bene qui cenat bene vivit, lucet, eamus
quo ducit gula, piscemur, venemur!
(Horace)
example a)
person 1: I watched an episode of gerard depardieu's europe last night. he talked about cheese for half an hour.
person 2: yes, he's a true moderate conservative hedonist.

example b)
person 1: how do you interpret horace's epistle to numicius?
person 2: i think wieland is right in his commentary when he says that the epistle is about finding the ways of moderate conservative hedonism.

Hedonize 

the act of pursuing pleasure and self-gratification, sometimes excessively (for humor's sake).
Jules: Damn, I'm feeling down man. What do you do when you got the blues Vince?

Vince: I just hedonize it away. After a few rips of my bong, a triple bacon cheeseburger, and masturbating 12 times to my favorite pornos, I feel right as rain.

Jules: Intriguing...
Hedonize by Muffka June 17, 2009