Hesmis

One of the oldest Turkish Mythological Gods. "Hes" means sex in old Turkish and he is known as "The Sex God".

When Hesmis blows his feathers to the skies, the sex desire dawns.

by poet26 September 20, 2017

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.

What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

by Superwogfan June 20, 2021

Hemmischmeared

When you aggressively begin to rim your partners' asshole before realizing there has been a very recent application of Preparation H.

I ran my tongue all over her body until I got to her asshole and realized I was just hemmischmeared.

by Finn Gerbang March 31, 2015

Hemisemidemiquaver

In music, a hemisemidemiquaver is a sixty-fourth note. Here is the breakdown: A quaver is an eigth note. Hemi, semi, and demi all mean half. Therefore, it's half of a half of a half of an eigth note.

Think of a hemisemidemiquaver played at tempo prestissimo.

by MagusPA March 29, 2005

Southern Hemisbeard

Over a decade now, more and more women have been shaving, waxing, or laser removing the hair from their pubic region. Recently, movements have popped up where some women have decided to return to the basics, let mother nature take its course, and allow their pubic hair to regrow; this is known as the Southern Hemisbeard

Dude, I went down on a chick the other night, and i might as well have been in a 80's porn; I had to navigate the Southern Hemisbeard in order to taste the nectar of the gods.

by Chomtchens December 12, 2014

hemish

The most amazing guy in the world. He knows how to make a girl feel good about herself, and would do anything he could to make her happy. He would never try to hurt a girl, or anyone for that matter. He is sweet, sensitive, caring, outgoing, courageous, funny, sexy, gorgeous, everything that a girl would want him to be. He is an extremely sexy man, with a hot ass body. He knows the right things to say to a girl whenever she is feeling sad, and he will stick with her no matter what. He fights for the people he cares about, and he doesn't back down. He is the sweetest guy you will EVER meet in your life.

He is a Hemish

by chingminghaoring March 25, 2017

hemisexual

Someone being sexually attracted to Hemi V8's.

Jeff: "Ahh bro, that hemi sound tho!"

Shane: "Sexy as fuck!"

Jeff: "I think I'm hemisexual."

by lolflooredxd November 29, 2016