hesis

Hesis is a term used to refer to an outlandish theory or highpothesis made while high on marijuana. These theories tend to be conspiratorial in nature and tend to occur during an attack of paranoia.

Dude what happened last nigh I don't remember anything but I found some scribblings on the table about interdimentional child molesters, did I have a hesis?

hesis by NihiliSlav April 21, 2017

Loud night heist

Sexual activity

Let's get loud night heisting! Are you ready?

Loud night heist by NovumPhoenixDuck June 29, 2020

Heisenberg 

The alter ego to the character Walter White in the beloved Breaking Bad tv show. The term Heisenberg was originally used by Walter as a way of concealing his identy so no one know that he was Heisenberg, but soon the name Heisenberg became a legend in it of itself as the characters Crystal Methampetamine (referred to as blue sky occasionaly because of its blue color) and perhaps the world’s highest chemical purity (generally ranging in the late 90%) and by the end of the show (Spoilers) Heisenberg is often used to mock Walter due to the complete and utter collapse of his drug empire.

“Say my name.”
“Heisenberg.”
“You’re Goddamn Right.”

Heisenberg by magickiwi56 September 30, 2018

helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

pull a Heisenberg 

When you decide to manufacture methamphetamine due to the way your crappy life is headed.

Jeremy thought he would pull a Heisenberg.

pull a Heisenberg by hhhhhhfhgg December 23, 2012

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere 

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.

What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere by Superwogfan June 20, 2021

The Great Hoodie Heist 

A term used to refer to getting ones hoodie back from a thot.

Person: "Bro I left my hoodie at Mae's house, I'm gonna have to pull The Great Hoodie Heist."
Person 2: "Do it brah."

The Great Hoodie Heist by JustHereToHelpDefs September 13, 2019