Hesadu

Likes girls that have an A at the beginning of their name.

Oh my god look it’s Hesadu he likes that girl that has a A at the beginning of her name!

Hesadu by Sookadooka March 29, 2023

Headucation 

The process of receiving information regarding oral sex.

It was all teeth; that bitch needs some headucation.

Headucation by Skat Stevens August 25, 2008

headulite 

Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.

guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!

yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.

headulite by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

headupassitis 

The condition a person suffers from when their head is wedged firmly up their ass. It's a phenomenon that affects millions of people on a daily basis, and usually results in the person saying incoherant or completely retarded things.

Dave: Hey John, did you hear about Larry from across the hall?

John: No. What happened?

Dave: He told a nun that she needed to jam out with her clam out.

John: What a fucktard, he's got a bad case of headupassitis.

headupassitis by talldude65 August 16, 2010

hesandu 

beautiful man i would say basically giga chad every girls dream

oh hesandu i love you

hesandu by big rony September 13, 2023

headucator 

A headucator is a female teacher who is so skilled in the ancient art of dick sucking that she could teach a class about it.

Karen gave me the most amazing blowjob last night that I came twice! She should change careers and be a headucator instead of a paralegal.

headucator by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

Headular 

Synonymous for “head ass”

Used usually as a friendly insult when someone fries themselves with a Headular act or statement

Channing:
“Facebook is a great platform to trade memes and share opinions”

Jake:

“Do you hear how Headular that just sounded?”

Headular by St. Resinous Sigarette September 5, 2020