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Hertinini 

How to explain to your parents that you lost your virginity to a Herpes-infested crusty dusty prostitute in an alley way after church.
"yo mama, I finna dinna hongdolulu gots the hertinini on. Sorry bowdat"
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Herpanini 

Any of several viral diseases causing the eruption of extremely large blisterlike vesicles on the skin or mucous membranes approximately the size of a panini, this includes herpanini simplex or herpanini zoster.

For years the Italian bun fermented in the perfect environment. After the invasion of France to the North of Italy in 1527, the French converted the original recipe. the new mix have showed great results.

Herpanini is widely spread in most parts of the western world. most herpes suffers feel that they should upgrade for the bigger and better herpanini.
Damn, that herpanini' has got too much mayo in it!

do you think toasting that herpanini too much will dry it out?

you have got some herpanini juice on your left cheek.
Herpanini by CastIron Shoe Monkey October 27, 2011
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herminigildo 

Herminigildo, the funniest weird kid you’ll ever meet. He is not the smartest but not the dumbest. He will make you laugh and make you very mad at times. If you meet a herminigildo in real life you might hesitate to be friends with him but if you get to know him he is a cool dude
Wow herminigildo is a very weird but funny dude
herminigildo by Herminigildo June 5, 2019

horninini 

(1) hey or wasup in Swedish, really

(2) just some studdering horny fagmo
Horninini Hanz!

Im so damn hor-n-n-ny! DAMMIT!
horninini by olof August 11, 2004
what a cool kid says when running down a hall in 6th grade/ definition of a stupid kid
Connor ran down the hall while screaming,HERTINI.
hertini by Hertini April 15, 2021
To intentionally delay watching an anticipated anime, despite having both the time and access, often out of a mix of hesitation, overhype, or the desire to “save” the experience for later.
I’ve been meaning to start that new series, but I keep herwining it for no reason.
Herwining by ishouldACTUALLY April 10, 2026
To intentionally delay watching an anticipated anime, despite having both the time and access, often out of a mix of hesitation, overhype, or the desire to “save” the experience for later.
I’ve been meaning to start that new series, but I keep herwining it for no reason.
herwining by Juicytown April 10, 2026
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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